The Papal Union Congress

It's taken two days for me to realise that for the duration of the Pope's visit to the UK I will not be able to watch the news. It seems that, while many either oppose or are entirely indifferent to the Pope's state-funded visit to the UK, Mark Thompson sees it as so important an event that the BBC News channel has been given over to coverage of the various prayer services Pope Benedict is leading. Fortunately, where BBC News has failed, BBC Parliament has pulled through in dramatic style with coverage of that once-yearly masterclass in polemics, the Trades Union Congress. The gaffes and controversial throwaway comments of Benedict's visit to the UK are replaced by the nervous man stood on the podium with a Dragon's Den style panel to his right, fumbling his way through a defence of employment rights against an increasingly hostile judiciary. In what is essentially a Dave-style rerun of Taff Vale, the TUC (or the bit of it that I watched while cooking breakfast) is discussing the role of judges in the area of employment. Obviously fueled by the judgment earlier this year that ruled the ballot calling for a strike of British Airways staff as illegal, the TUC feels that its legal rights are threatened. Appeals against strike action that has been determined by ballot are becoming commonplace and appear to be a threat to the continued functioning of the Trade Union movement. The solution is simple; employers launch judicial appeals against "illegal" ballots when the result supports a strike action, in turn the TUC should, in its 142nd year, launch a legal appeal against every ballot that doesn't result in industrial action. If the ballot is illegal then the result shouldn't matter, the ballots that condemn strike action are just as illegal as those that uphold it so why not just invert the results and you've got a nice representative system; the usually peaceful unions would be on almost permanent sympathy strike for the more disruptive ones. Granted, under this new system it would be nearly impossible to get hold of knitting accessories and the Association for Clinical Biochemistry would be picketing your local University chemistry department but at least Unite wouldn't go on strike again. Adam Zejma.

Bikini Kill - The CD Version of the First Two Records

When reading the liner notes to The CD Version of the First Two Records it's easy to get the impression that Bikini Kill were a band constantly under attack from the deadly duo of men and the media and intensive listening only serves to confirm this feeling. As the hollers that open the album calling the (presumably female) listener to revolution ("girl style") give way to the angular, cutting riff of Double Dare Ya you realise that for the next half an hour you'll be wading through punk attitude fueled by feminist fury. For a band that prided itself on its ad-hoc musicianship and sketchy but passionate performances, the first half of the album (the Bikini Kill EP) forms a surprisingly coherent slab of well-executed punk rock. Wailing pop-hooks are expertly mixed with howls of sisterly revolution and biting guitar riffs reminiscent of contemporaries Sonic Youth who don't escape reference in the bold closing track Thurston Hearts the Who. I'm still unclear as to whether any of the lyrics for Thurston Hearts the Who are sung (or spoken) in the track itself but both the abstract live jam featuring Tobi Vail giving an impromptu lesson in the art of post-punk, feminist rhetoric and the lyrics contained in the liner notes showcase Bikini Kill at their satirical best. The last seven tracks (originally released as Bikini Kill's part of the Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah EP) lack the blend of pop hooks and ferocious consistency that makes the self-titled EP stand a mile out from many other riot grrrl bands. Towards the end of the album, Rebel Girl stands out from the crowd of mediocre songs only for the album to end on a sour note with Outta Me proving that Bikini Kill were at their best when they were at their most punk.

I can't help but feel slightly uncomfortable and a little bit guilty getting this much pleasure out of something that so clearly isn't intended for men but Bikini Kill shot themselves in the foot by making music that is so instantly addictive that it doesn't matter if you agree with the message or not. While the Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah part of the album is largely disappointing, Rebel Girl makes its inclusion worthwhile and the strength of the first 6 tracks means that this is rapidly becoming one of my most played albums of the last few months. If Thurston doesn't heart Bikini Kill then he really should (grrrl style). 8.

My first artistic endeavour

I run a pretty disorganised tape label called Tye Die Tapes with a friend and we were sadly lacking in artwork for one of our most recent releases. I decided that it was my duty to provide a fairly ad-hoc solution to the problem. The result can be seen above. I felt that the process is worth documenting, if only so that I remember what I did. I began by scanning a page from a book that I have mentioned on here called Motor Driving Made Easy, it's a guide to driving from the early 1950s and has some comedy moments. I picked this particular page because it had variation and a decent sized body of text that contained some interesting sentences. I then printed the scan I had made and began to doodle on it, scrapped that one and repeated the process until I was happy with it. I then decided on a logo, a decision that was guided mainly by my inability to draw properly and inevitably I ended up with something approximating punk. I then picked the most appropriate place for the logo (which is always the top, by the way) and scribbled it on. I then scanned the title page of the book to give me some of the off-white background that could be used on the side and the spine and I decided that, by way off apology for what may or may not be reckless abuse of copyright, I placed the title of Motor Driving Made Easy on the rear of the tape. The first draft (also the one that I sent to the band) had the logo on the spine in Garamond 12pt but it didn't really fit with the front cover so I copied one of my doodles of the logo onto the spine. The inside is simply the tracklist in similar writing to the Sealings logo with more of the off-white title page as a background. The finished article can be seen above. The tape will be released by the end of June on Tye Die Tapes and is my favourite TDT release so far, I'm not bored of it after listening to the tape 40 times while dubbing it.

Has the ConDem Coalition Claimed its First Senior Political Scalp?

As David Laws, MP for Yeovil and (currently) Chief Secretary to the Treasury, has been revealed to have claimed for over £40,000 in rent to his partner, Westminster is given an unwelcome reminder of the taint of the expenses scandal. Laws played a key role in the negotiations that preceded the formation of the coalition between the Conservatives and the Liberal Democrats following the indecisive General Election result. Throughout the election, the Lib Dems scrambled frantically for the moral high ground by maintaining that "no Liberal Democrat MP "flipped" their home" (Clegg, 2010), though the relevance of this is jeopardized by the widespread nature of other erroneous and potentially illegal expense claims.

Laws' position as a Lib Dem MP is significant not only because of his party's position on the expenses scandal but also due to his personal and very public efforts to appear whiter than white. The Chief Secretary to the Treasury, during his time on the Lib Dem front bench, publicly revealed his expense claims and stated; "I will continue to be as prudent as I can with my own personal expenses" (Laws, 2010). Laws also condemned proposals for an increase in the pension paid to MPs in 2002 (Laws, 2002). Though David Laws never specifically spoke out against the practice of breaching the House of Commons expense regulations (that he claimed to hold fast to) in order to keep one's sexual orientation hidden from the public, it stands to reason that his previous moral position makes the revelations of his claims even less comfortable for him. While Laws' claim that he has the right to keep his private life just that (The Telegraph, 2010), it is unlikely that the general public agrees that he should be assisted in that by £40,000 of taxpayers money.

Laws' role as the 'cuts man' of the coalition government looks increasingly untenable. David Cameron is left with a number of key decisions to make; firstly he must decide whether or not Laws should continue in his role and, if he chooses to oust Laws from the government, he must then decide whether to have the 'face of the cuts' wearing a yellow or a blue rosette. A Conservative MP as Chief Secretary to the Treasury might appease some Tory MPs who fear they've surrendered too much power to the Lib Dems in forming a coalition though the role as the government's 'cuts man' is unlikely to further the career of aspiring Conservative MPs. A Lib Dem replacement would likely anger the Conservative backbenches however it would provide the advantage of being able to share responsibility for the upcoming and inevitable public spending cuts with the Liberal Democrats.

A simple, though undoubtedly unpopular solution, would be to retain the current Chief Secretary to the Treasury and allow the already shattered remains of his political career to soak up the loathing of the general public. Whatever transpires, the following list of expense repayments from earlier this year found on the Yeovil Lib Dems homepage is in dire need of updating:

David Laws MP (Yeovil): ZERO.

David Heath MP (Somerton and Frome): ZERO

Jeremy Browne MP (Taunton): ZERO

Iain Liddell-Grainger (Bridgwater): £350.00

David Heathcote-Amory (Wells): £29,691.93

Oliver Letwin MP (West Dorset): £3,883.70

Robert Walter MP (North Dorset): £1,228.32

Jim Knight MP (South Dorset): £3,451.67

Adam Zejma

Clegg (2010). Nick Clegg Speech to Liberal Democrat Spring Conference. http://www.nickclegg.org.uk/news_detail.aspx?title=Nick_Clegg_speech_to_Liberal_Democrat_Spring_Conference&pPK=8fafa999-9dc8-4b19-909e-654b15afbba2

Laws (2002). Laws condemns MP's pension hike. http://www.yeovil-libdems.org.uk/news/press/322.htm

Laws (2010). Laws is again first MP to release new expenses figures. http://www.yeovil-libdems.org.uk/news/press/1305.htm

The Telegraph (2010). David Laws apology: his statement in full. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/7782226/David-Laws-apology-his-statement-in-full.html

A Comfortable Driver is a Safe Driver

I was given a book called "Motor Driving Made Easy" today and I thought I'd share some of the most charming illustrations. It was first published in 1919 by Iliffe and the edition I have is the ninth edition; published in 1946. The seventh and eighth editions came with a "wartime supplement" which would be nice to see. Here are some photographs: